Myrna Tellingheusen

Maybe the world would be a better place if some people would STOP DROPPING TOAST CRUMBS IN THE WHIPPED BUTTER

Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

Birthday-wise, one would never regret sending a Hallmark card.

Not sure what the “manosphere” is, but l suspect it has a large sink full of dirty dishes.

I hope Merv is safe.

We need to stop wasting time and energy on Jo-Ann’s Fabrics, somebody that nobody cares about!

I have no other option but to make rice pudding.

I never expected this many jerks.

This is not the time to focus on celebrity shenanigans.

What’s wrong with you?

Given my lifetime of experience, I like to comment on important matters that I know nothing about.

Hello? Hello? Is this the manager? I would like a full refund on my Christmas 2024 “Peace on Earth” greeting cards.

It’s time for self-care. I’m breaking out the Glad Press ‘n Seal.

Maybe after today Hallmark can leave us alone for a while?

I like how my knees take turns hurting.

Nothing really matters anymore. Except maybe a good Bundt pan.

You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

Who wants a snacky snack?