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Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?
Me: Finally, it’s cool enough to sleep with the windows open. Neighbor’s rooster: *taps mic*
Sitting on your deck in the dark, glass of wine, dogs by your side, looking at the stars, is a special kind of peace.
Do you keep a running grocery list in your kitchen and then rewrite it in the order the items appear in the aisles at the store? Or are you normal?
Going forward I will be referring to perimenopause as cougar puberty. I will not be taking any questions at this time.
My ex husband’s response in an argument tonight was “it would have been the same if we were still married, Dipshit!”. In case you’re wondering if that BS ends after you’re divorced.
A divorced perimenopausal Gen Xer is no one you want to cross. Their level of IDGAF is unmatched.
Wow who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?
Will now be referring to depressing and frustrating meetings as zoom and gloom.
Was just in a fight for my life trying to get out of my sports bra.
If my dogs are annoying me I tell them it’s too hot for this, even though it’s only hot outside and a meat locker inside, where we actually are.
I love that it seems universal whenever you see a hummingbird you have to excitedly whisper shout hummingbird hummingbird!
Why do I always want to order take out on days I’ve grocery shopped?
Smoke detector batteries can only malfunction between the hours of midnight and 4am. It’s science.
One of my besties just described herself as chunky but funky and that is a whole vibe.
“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Grok” I asked The Backstreet Boys to tell me why
I need to stop asking 12 to choose between two options for dinner because he chooses both every time.
The President’s disastrous decision to bomb Iran without authorization is a grave violation of the Constitution and Congressional War Powers. He has impulsively risked launching a war that may ensnare us for generations. It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.