Dr. Username
@11teadubya
UK-based doctor he/him Eager to have as generic a username as possible.
i wake up. something’s wrong with the clock on the wall. the numbers are jumbled. my hands aren’t right. i tell my wife. she responds: “that’s not just an observation—it’s a powerful insight.” i scream.
Surely the EM consultants should be fighting over who gets the pleasure of working the night shift with all the non-doctors they have chosen & mentored? Imagine expecting registrar doctors (one EM & all the other specialty regs) to carry the can for their poor decisions...
The replacement of qualified doctors with non-doctors has consequences @RCollEM
repost from Reddit. A Trust in the U.K. tonight, without any strikes taking place. @wesstreeting @ShaunLintern @SkyNews @LBCNews
I have some sympathy with them. But remember none of them have spoken out against the illegal behaviour, cover ups, academic malpractice and data manipulation, and things like the Alder Hey child abuse scandal. Every time I feel bad for them I remember these things.
"rates could not be escalated because it was a known gap" What?!
repost from Reddit. A Trust in the U.K. tonight, without any strikes taking place. @wesstreeting @ShaunLintern @SkyNews @LBCNews
This death scene alone influenced a huge part of my sense of humor
everyone respond to this tweet with your favorite joke from the Police Squad!/Naked Gun series
If you are shocked at the government is now “reviewing” the state pension age… you didn’t really think they’d stop a disability benefits did you? Once you open the door, they come after the entire welfare system.
"immigrants are taking jobs" what immigrants?? like a solid 40% of voters *in every country* are just driven by completely imaginary things
Changes in Japanese views from 2016 to 2025 (from Ipsos polling): •“Japan is in decline” 40% → 70% •“Ignored by traditional parties” 39% → 68% •“Prioritize hiring nationals if jobs are scarce” 38% → 60% •“Immigrants are taking jobs” 12% → 36% Fertile ground for Sanseito?
"the patient needs horse piano to live"
Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia
He did the meme
the soy-faced fascist guy who lost a debate to mehdi hasan just lost his job too 💀
politicians in the marvel universe talking about the X-Men:
i believe jubilee and labubu are both demonic entities meant to sow discord and evil within this world
Remember when the Onion was satire?
Most doctors in most Gaza hospitals involved in ‘terrorist activities' says Israel Special Trade Envoy
Wes Streeting seems to be under the illusion that this isn’t a pay dispute. Doctors voted to strike to restore our pay, after a 21% real terms cut since 2008. He’s offered nothing meaningful. We’ve been clear: move a doctor from £18.62/hr to £22.67/hr - not even all at once.…
At today's RDC meeting, we’ve voted to go ahead with strike action. Last week when we met @wesstreeting we were open to finding solutions to restore pay and improve working conditions. Today, we still do not have a credible offer on the table @Melissa_S_Ryan @RossNieuwoudt
If I was urban exploring at a theme park I would employ the technique of yelling "Hello" "Help" "I'm lost" the whole time so if an employee catches me I can't get in trouble
This government is just constantly pressing “Accept All Cookies” on the nation’s collective data.
A friend just told me about a note they read last week: "Consultant/senior ward round" Present: constant physiotherapist Documented by: ACP I have receipts.
Patient satisfaction would go up if we gave everyone in ED an MRI lol, what they want is not always what's best
can we please stop measuring healthcare with patient satisfaction and appointments delivered only lol this isn’t customer service, where’s the healthcare outcomes man
Opposing counsel just filed a Motion with four em dashes. It also says “in today’s ever-evolving legal landscape” and “let’s unpack this.”