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i love when rightwing democrats who left the party to become an independant then lose their election go on fox news to tell democrats how to win elections
Manchin: The far left, if that's where it's going—let them have their own party, that's another party in itself, not the Democratic Party that I knew.
sometimes everything going on in the world makes sense when you realize the average person just doesn’t know anything
i used to clog my arteries with french fries fried in disgusting seed oils. now i’m clogging them even faster with fries fried in BEEF. america is winning
we now have french fries. FRIED in beef tallow we have REAL SUGAR in our sugar drink restaurants are giving away 100,000 labubu full of microplastics america is getting healthier
steak n shake to give away over 100,000 labubu
Steak n Shake to give away over 100,000 Labubu beginning on August 4. More to come soon on how to win the coveted Labubu.
very sad that bigots in 2025 aren’t doing hate nearly as good as the westborough baptist church, bigots are kind of soy about it now
the way no one gaf about what they were doing is taking me out😭
tuning into what rightwingers have been talking about and finding out they’ve been writing schizophrenic fan fiction about real life
Obama has had a kill switch in place since his first term in case this moment ever came. I've talked about it in the past. If he gets arrested he will activate it. He's not going to go down easily.
new logo is 10 trillion times more bad ass
Would you support a return of the Cleveland Indians name and logo?
you have to be a real alcoholic abusive type of guy to get into 40 bar fights
Dude - I was raised in the south and I’ve been in 40 bar fights. You wouldn’t last three minutes with me wimp .
this 97-year-old NYC diner still serves coke the old fashioned way
Final Destination (2009)
conservative men are essentially getting everything they could ever ask for in society under trump and they still beg to be coddled and have a victim complex it’s just so crazy to watch
There's never been a society where young men are less important and less regarded than in 21st century America
today: everyone is becoming skeptical of israels intentions. they are sociopathically murdering and bombing next week: 10 TRILLION MORE DOLLARS FOR ISRAEL
Honeymoon might be over--at the very least, little patience in the WH with Netanyahu's Syria policy.
It's the most American thing ever to switch out one type of sugar with a different kind of sugar in your sugar drink and call it a health initiative
MAHA is winning.