frye

i wake up. something’s wrong with the clock on the wall. the numbers are jumbled. my hands aren’t right. i tell my wife. she responds: “that’s not just an observation—it’s a powerful insight.” i scream.

obama shrimp: uhhhh let me be clear

Ep fuel can’t melt steel Steins

we all lived through 2020 and we’re still using this phrase. you’d think we’d have a different perspective now but no

i’m kinda scared of what happens when chatgpt evolves past the “it’s not just x—it’s y” verbal tic

>no, shrimp are sentient! you can’t just—

do you feel badly about your life, or are you just dehydrated and need to pee at the same time

Middlesex would be a beautiful name for a gender

i’ll never get involved in the gender wars. there are many fine people on both sides

temporarily embarrassed husbands apply here. maeby is a real one

Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

he should have read the planets and seen this coming or something. ironic

cancelling jeffrey epstein for his problematic connections to trump

staring at the ceiling and grunting must feel so good for a baby

Postratatouille

tiny porcelain cats