Dr. Ish (they/them)

putting this here so i can refer back to it when a disconnected retired dinosaur says i have it easy x

i’m ngl i rip off the lids on plastic bottles, idgaf that turtles in the ocean can’t shag, it’s pure sensory nightmare feeling the plastic lid smack my nose - i bin the whole thing dw but come ON

can we please stop measuring healthcare with patient satisfaction and appointments delivered only lol this isn’t customer service, where’s the healthcare outcomes man

soooo if we can’t get paid properly but student loans could be forgiven, doesn’t that raise questions about whether student loans should exist xxxx and that applies to all students too, irrespective of career

also i’m ngl im a bit fed up of ppl completely overlooking what our job entails, and how they genuinely think an FY1 cannot make decisions at all, and can’t even prescribe apparently 😭😭

any time a mixed-race couple appears on here there’s some absolute loser crying about “race-mixing”??? behold, the Ideal Optimised Human Couple according to these absolute buffoons xx

i acc hate having ADHD sometimes i swear i get lost in a trance hyperfixating work for literal hours and it’ll feel like a few seconds like come ON

me: writes stereotypical question on asthma: young adult, wheeze, atopy history, dry cough, worse when cold and during the summer etc. etc. mfs in the passmed comments for literally no reason - WHERE DID THIS COME FROM???

it’s so cringe seeing mfs be like “@ Gonk immigrants and foreigners are evil crime-committing people right? (say that they are please)” and then continue @ ing it with loaded questions in the hopes it affirms their dense beliefs - they’ll go on for ages and then give up

imagine bussing out a lamb karahi curry and scranning it w your hands in this room, the chaos that would ensue 🤤

this has to be fake surely not 😭😭😭 how tf are we pissing away so much money that this needs to be done??? something doesn’t add up 😭

as much as i whinge about the systemic failings of the NHS, i’m v glad and thankful for my hospital i work at and the teams im with

which mf inflicted an ailment on me and why 😭 im so ILL

i’m scared for when the day comes where I’m tagging an airline company on here and bollocking them ngl 🤯

i wonder what brainrot gets to some consultants on here that makes them think the holy grail of patient care is meeting turnover and service targets at the expense of your trainee colleagues, and i hope i never end up getting it

there’s too many ppl that are like “today’s doctors are too soft 😡” but also fell into their training to be a consultant and have no guts to stand up for future doctors and if anything, undermine them to make their own lives easier - that’s what sounds soft to me ngl, weaklings