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@FFmaxhyde
Hoser in the sorta south. All the vices, unconventional, inconvenient fucking shitshow
every man i have ever dated has had good hygiene & also most of them had ocd
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i love being a lil unhinged once a week, u can call me many things but u can’t call me boring ! 😭✨
Good morning! I redecorated my Kindle! That's my dopamine boost for the day
If you know what this is we can be friends.
Can we skip the talking stage and go directly to include me in your will, ensuring that flowers will be sent to me until my death?
If you spam my posts I’m assuming you want me to sit on your face 🤷🏻♀️
Happy Gilmore 2 wasn’t the worst movie I’ve ever seen which was really surprising but also I watched it really stoned. Will watch it not high as hell and report back