Mike (chaotic good)

You’re the junk drawer of people.

God forbid a guy does a little window shopping for a new bookshelf.

My messes matter. My chaos counts.

Welcome to Dunkin’s what can I get for you (seductively)

Determine my fate. But in a fun way.

Cut yourself some slack today, we are all learning as we go.

Who’s up, considering the circumstances and what not

We built this city We built this city on coffee rolls

So, how was your day? (flirting)

I defend myself with my superior wit and guile.

I don't have any tweets again

wanna hang out and make choices we’re gonna regret later?

When crickets hit awkward silences, they hear humans whistling.

Until you add the E, it’s only improv.

Hey with the intention of going off the rails on a crazy train

Hurtful, but fair.

Make room in your life for whatever makes you feel healthy, whole, centered, and connected…

i hate when i swallow a pill and it kind of gets stuck and no matter how much i drink it doesn’t seem to move. like ok fine i guess this is just my life now

the stormtrooper helmet stays on during sex

Good morning

Actors: If you have a Boston accent, and you’re sure, know that I’ll be watching and or criticizing uh listening.