BlueBroBaby

If you decide to only focus on the negative, it's all you'll ever see. Find the good, find the positive, find your happiness. It's there, I promise.

Spirit Halloween is out there right now looking for the perfect abandoned shopping center with a very reasonable leasing agreement.

You are entitled to your opinion, but you are not entitled to tell me what mine must be.

This internal argument is getting pretty heated.

How is this even a question? Yes! Absolutely!

If you never try, you'll never know.

Wait, calm down, let me explain. See, basically we are all very stupid.

"you're fucking crazy" -- yes, it was a gift from my Mother, thank you.

Don't worry everything is great!

Throwing "whereupon" into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

"We do not always accomplish what it is we set out to do."

watching the sky moving all day is a mood

Be careful not to “someday “ your life away.

People who tell me “just be yourself” obviously don’t know me very well

"Can't we all just get along?" Twitter: "we don't do that here"

Accomplishing daunting tasks is hard. Trying not to get overwhelmed by said tasks is a challenge. However, completing them, to any measure, is meaningful and rewarding.

The recipe says 1 teaspoon of crushed garlic, but I say listen to your heart.

I get quite frustrated that life isn’t how I want it to be. Then I adjust my crown and work harder

It’s not easy being twitter’s sweetheart, but someone has to fucking do it

Move like everything is gonna work out. Because it is.