Wayward Son

Sighing and tasting the sweet nectar As a bee desiring to lap up every drop And your heart quickens as I find the flower Your petals open, your eyes close

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

When you break children you get this. We need to do better.

Even with all the positive .. Feeling a bit fatalistic.

Sickness. From the top .. down. It’s like a cancer progressively worse every year. PTDT

The compilation is heart. What we see, what we understand and what we deny. Heart. It’s all about heart.

I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.

Do I have a type, or do I just keep dating people who look like they’d ruin my credit score?

He said she was “too dramatic.” So was Mary Shelley. Some girls build monsters just to feel understood.

Trisha Paytas naming her kid “Aquaman” is the most Trisha Paytas thing to ever happen.

[burglar shaking me awake] “You’re out of toilet paper!”

You thought things couldn't get worse. That's cute.

Blasting "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" as I drive my car off a cliff.

Sorry I stopped to read a text during your meltdown.

Coworkers aren't bad if you take drugs before your shift.

Pornhub couldn't find anything from my search, but it did suggest I get some therapy.

Some girls clean the house for guests. I clean mine for the ghost of a man who wronged me in 1872.

I want gothic drama, not healthy communication. V.C. Andrews didn’t raise me to settle for a boring love story.

Sometimes, life feels like God handed me a kazoo and said, “Play That Funky Music, White Boy.”

let their deeds show you what’s in their hearts… and tell your heart to recalculate… to act accordingly…