Willie 🍁
@Willie1derful
The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off to conserve energy.
Not trying to hate on talkative people but please shut the fuck up.
I can’t go to the party and then go to the after party. I’m not built that way anymore.
That kid is probably old enough by now to be touring across Australia as a Bruno Mars impersonator.
Let me give you a tour of the place. I’ll show you my favourite spots to nap.
She’s a 10 but has never let anyone merge in traffic. So that makes her an 11.
Heavily armed tactical officers in full riot gear, with no visible identification, smashed Guy Meister's truck window and arrested him at gunpoint in Ottawa in February 2022. Following his arrest, he was zip-tied, denied access to legal counsel, and held in sub-zero temperatures…
It's just like my grandma used to say... I didn't say half of the things that you guys said I said.
An interactive, US-wide, clickable interactive map of the most undateable women in America is the greatest public service in the history of mankind. Thank you, Tea. Very helpful.
All my favourite rock stars look like high school science teachers now.
I turn into a different person when I see break lights come on at a green light
A 7 nation army is probably overkill. Like 2 big dudes could hold me back.
They should have a section on the wing of the airplane where people can go out for a cigarette.