Katie D
@KatieDeal99
Bios are hard. On Instagram as katiedeal99 https://twitter.com/search?l=&q=from%3AKatieDeal99%20exclude%3Areplies
Guys I tried not buying the little treat and saving money and it was not worth it
husband: you should get out more me: *goes to Target* husband: not like that
Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.
You wanna act a fool and play games? Cool. Don’t be mad when I stop treating you like the main character.
i’m addicted to bad posture like fuck why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp
I’m never more suspicious than when something works first time.
Letting go of people you thought were forever is top tier
There was an embarrassing amount of time where I believed money laundering involved a washing machine
Nothing makes you feel older than your kid asking what a fax machine is.
Sometimes a sneeze feels awesome and other times it makes you want to google “Has a sneeze ever killed someone?”
Walmart emails are like, hey baby why don't you come back, we noticed something caught your eye *wink* and then it's just an onion
The Target self-checkout camera: Psssst… look up. Me: *looks up* Oh god.
will 100 Texas roadhouse rolls cure my depression? Idk but there's only one way to find out.
No YOU just repeatedly tugged on the car door handle for five minutes before realizing it wasn't unlocking because it wasn't your car.
My daughter’s new bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it
I spend at least the first 1/2 hour after leaving the house for vacation anxiously wondering what I forgot.
My husband accidentally got me a burger with a gluten free bun and vegan cheese. We had a good run.
the hottest girl you know reads books, wears glasses, drinks coffee and cusses like a sailor.