Late to the party Laura
@ericamorecambe
I’m not sure that it’s me who’s late or you who is early? On IG and Bluesky with the same name.
I have absolutely no problem getting to sleep when it’s time to get up.
When I was little I didn’t care what clothes I wore. I just wore what my parents chose. Looking at old photos, it’s clear my parents didn’t care either. What do I look like?
It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease and it says unexplained weight loss.
10yo: mommy look! her, driving: can't see what you're pointing at back there. him: oh, thought you said you had eyes in the back your head. her:
One visit to the fridge = one slice of cheese as a reward for visiting the fridge. It’s just the rules.
If you have that loud keyboard clicking sound enabled on your phone, give me your phone. You don't get a phone.
Ok, satnav for flies - so they can find their way back out again.
Standing desk usage so far: time sitting: 90% time standing: 5% time accidentally hitting the button that makes it go up and down: 117%
No YOU just repeatedly tugged on the car door handle for five minutes before realizing it wasn't unlocking because it wasn't your car.
They should really change the expressions “cheap as chips” and “it costs peanuts” as both are quite expensive these days.