Hickoryhaggis

Don’t be offended be encouraged sweetheart.

don’t ask me for a 5 year plan, i live my life day to day like i’m a cartoon character

why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? like don’t you guys wanna do drugs in foreign countries

I remember the difference now.

You can cry but it’s love ..,

People Watching by Samfendermusic on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/5DZY2vpee91X9k…

Strangers in a different realm.

The intellect of a chimp. Bet your mum loves you though.

do you ever read an old conversation??and be like “wow i miss this moment”

lying to a woman who can read energy is wild behavior

To be happy isn't everything, but it's a good start.

On Hold (Jamie xx Remix) by The xx on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/xcsu6QIbKl0w6Y…

All he has to do is wink at me and I'm a goner.

I can feel your pulse amongst the fading silence..

I haven’t drank anything besides vodka yet, and I’m gonna keep laying on this beach doing that today✌🏼

By the sound from my bug zapper outside my window I just electrocuted a pterodactyl.

sometimes, the right decisions hurt too.

I’ve been banned from all group chats family included. Whatever LOSERS

No one is above the Meow.

People who tell me “just be yourself” obviously don’t know me very well

Incase anyone was wondering, I'm a fucking delight today.. Don't ruin it..