Schmuckarillo By Morning
@SchmuckOnAHorse
Mild-mannered CPA by day, miserable curmudgeon by night. Followed by @mrsdash. http://schmuckinatruck.bsky.social on the other thing that I don't really use.
Being a beacon of light to you people is exhausting.
Standing desk usage so far: time sitting: 90% time standing: 5% time accidentally hitting the button that makes it go up and down: 117%
One day you're young and carefree and the next thing you know you can't get up from the floor without assistance
That spark should never fade, not if it’s real, not if it’s fed.
I’m thankful when people show their true colors, it saves me the trouble of painting them better than they are.
Most stress is caused by 3 things. . . . 1)money 2)family & 3)family with no money.
My tweets are like pickles, they take time to mature.
~...Don't Be Too "Careful" Life Will Not FIND YOU ♀️ ..Be Drunk With.. Love & Wild Crazy 🪔 "Lamps Are Different" But The Light Is SAME 🌷 Don't Change For This World Your BODY Is For This World "-NOT YOUR SOUL-"...~ #LIFE #LIGHT #LAMPS #LIFELESSONS #WomanLifeFreedom
~...SHE'S OLD FASHIONED♀️ 🪻 ..HER.. Love Language IS Patience Listening ..& Understanding 🩵 Staring At The MOON ..& Sometimes HER Quietness Is Not EGO SHE Hurts A Lot 🩵🪻🩵 ♀️ SHE Doesn't Hate YOU ..Just Lost All The.. "RESPECT FOR YOU"...~ #LOVELANGUAGE #SHE
her shadow brushed mine and suddenly, the night knew my secrets.
you are a rarity; an ache dressed in grace, too exquisite for ordinary days.
if i ran a cult of like-minded people, everybody gets exactly one emotionally unavailable lover.
Extreme heat watch alert: Stay inside in an air-conditioned room. Stay out of the sun and limit outdoor activities. Drink plenty of fluids. Me: You had me at "stay inside".
Maybe she’s beautiful, maybe she remembered to sign up for plates and napkins at her kid’s school this year.
i'm sorry national geographic bought your sex tape before anyone else.