Keitho

@keith_saunders

Jazz pianist and expert on household appliances.

Albany, CA

Joined March 2009

5KFollowing

6KFollowers

Keitho@keith_saunders · 12 h

THROWING A FIT CHECK 😡

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Keitho@keith_saunders · 21 h

If that first cup of coffee of the day isn’t strong enough the day is ruined. ☕️

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Keitho@keith_saunders · Jul 25

Suspenders & moobs: A match made in heaven.

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Keitho@keith_saunders · Jul 25

Me flirting: Your smile could prevent botulism.

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Keitho@keith_saunders · Jul 24

Just finished planning my outfits for 2026.

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Keitho@keith_saunders · Jul 23

How come bangs aren’t a factor with men?

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Keitho@keith_saunders · Jul 22

Cauliflower is having its star turn.

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Keitho@keith_saunders · Jul 21

Don’t just save to the cloud, BE the cloud. - inspirational tweet 7/21/25

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Keitho@keith_saunders · Jul 18

I’ve got resting deer in the headlights face.

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Keitho@keith_saunders · Jul 17

Ok, let’s see, what is it, thigh Thursday? Well, we’ll just have you imagine my thighs - that’s better for everyone.

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Keitho@keith_saunders · Jul 17

Bearsville, NY (near Woodstock)

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Keitho@keith_saunders · Jul 17

The Hudson River line

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Keitho@keith_saunders · Jul 14

Was the inspiration for the Insta face Howdy Doody?

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Keitho@keith_saunders · Jul 13

Raw broccoli - because eating should not be enjoyable.

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Keitho@keith_saunders · Jul 13

Pouty, puffy lips that don’t smile: 2025

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Keitho@keith_saunders · Jul 13

Field of Streams: A Urologist’s Story.

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Keitho@keith_saunders · Jul 13

A little known fact is The Penguin loved Debussy.

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Keitho@keith_saunders · Jul 12

Transpose the last two letters of the name, Daryl and you’ve got Darly, which is a much easier name to spell.

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Keitho@keith_saunders · Jul 12

I wonder if people ever lock nose rings when they kiss, causing their noses to detach from their faces…

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Keitho@keith_saunders · Jul 12

Be good to your marine layer and it will be good to you. #BayArea

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