Dreamer

Girls mature faster than guys because men don’t usually develop breasts until their mid 40’s.

My biggest poetry influence as an impressionable youth was Black Sabbath.

if I was a bird I’d be like fuck migration I’m just gonna chill at home with this place to myself

therapy isn’t enough i need a dragon

Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

Brush me off like a breadcrumb bb. So hot.

I get relationship advice from watching episodes of Snapped.

growth ecstasy

You really can't judge a person based on a single restraining order.

Your sexually suggestive tweets pair well with all the pictures of your cats.

I want to call my ex and request her for a slap.

I've couples skated to 🎶War Pigs.

*removes all the raisins from my Raisin Bran and replaces them with two scoops of ibuprofen*

Self-abuse? Oh, you mean work

If you can't make your motives clear, you have to expect people to assume the worst...

Bats flying slow circles around the moon like, “He was chaos. He was rock. He was ours.” Rest easy, Ozzy.

Disappearing into the forest is just my way of putting my world on silent mode

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

I want gothic drama, not healthy communication. V.C. Andrews didn’t raise me to settle for a boring love story.

You were playing hide and seek, but no one found you, which gave you time to read.

Waking up to a good morning text <waking up to new deposit that hit your bank