Annie Hatfield
@AnneHatfieldVO
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Here's my offer: I lean on a fence and watch your cows. You pay me what you think it's worth.
When our newest wild-born baby, Kapuki, made her dawn debut at our Ithumba Reintegration Unit, Maramoja was there to welcome welcome Kalama's daughter into the fold. Once a rescued orphan, Maramoja has reclaimed her place in the wild and is now enjoying her as protective auntie…
Small Horned Owl on Maple Branch under Full Moon Utagawa Hiroshige 1832
It's raining, it's pouring, but PLOT TWIST the old man is wide awake.
If you ever doubted that a dog could multitask, wait until the mailman appears as the dog is throwing up
my mom gave me a whistle in case you guys start giving me advice
If anyone asks, you invited me over and we are doing our homework in front of the TV right now
uncomfortable and awkward in conversations, try steering the subject to horses. they're great conversationalists.
The struggle is the point
We struggle too much for a life that can end at anytime.
I don't even read scam emails anymore. I just send them my credit card details and wish them the best.
wow WHAT A WEEKEND. so i met a guy at a gas station who "knows a guy" who "knows a guy" who's "friends with a guy". you know, in case i need a guy
Technology has made things much worse for kids. When they input “58008” on a calculator and turn it upside-down so it looks like it spells “BOOBS,” the screen just turns itself downside-up again and nobody has any fun.
We can put a man on the moon, but we can't put a kid on a comet.
We can put a man on the moon, but we can't get one out of our basement.
My superpower is to always correctly expect the Spanish Inquisition. Don't worry, I don't expect them today.
There was an embarrassing amount of time where I believed money laundering involved a washing machine
Some of us are incapable of focusing on one activity so I totally get those mountain climbers with an ironing board and a load of laundry strapped to their backs.