Cat From Nowhere
@kv8
omnipresent in absentia, perchance frittering my time away on X. .•| sui juris |•.
Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.
I TOLD YOU ABOUT MY LOVE OF OATMEAL RAISIN COOKIES IN CONFIDENCE!!
Love these. Bring the violence back to ice cream! We've gone soft.🥲
We used to make such pretty daily objects — ice cream knife | ice cream hatchet. United States, 1880–1884
Dahlia 😳 #Photography #Flowers #Dahlia
If you need 20 seconds of calm and peace today, fall into a little dream with me…. #peakdistrict
When you split a dessert the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.
you pass by on your run. i'm in the front yard lighting a cigarette with the Baghdad battery
Some of us are incapable of focusing on one activity so I totally get those mountain climbers with an ironing board and a load of laundry strapped to their backs.
Cats do not concern themselves with what is "realistic." I hope this helps.
It's impossible to find a birthday card for a 10yo boy from a 10yo boy -- why don't they have one that just says "bro happy birthday bro".
I’m almost to my goal of 10,000 steps and it’s only July!!
When crickets hit awkward silences, they hear humans whistling.
what happens if one day i finally learn to take no for an answer?
I’ve a bit of emergency sunshine I keep hidden in a pocket… we could set our souls alight with it
He kept correcting me, so now I mispronounce words on purpose. Tonight we’re having “quass-a-dill-ahs.”
There’s a drug for every problem and two problems with every drug.
If a pharma product damages your body, don’t worry— they’ll come out with another pharma product to treat that too.
I put a framed picture of the HR lady on my desk to spice up my day