Benny 'Supreme Leader' Rollins
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Science Fact: It is impossible for a man to strap down any kind of load in a trailer without saying "That's not going anywhere" as he tightens the rope.
I was a kid with opinions, but I kept my mouth shut while I was still smackable. This is good advice if anyone knows any children.
Whenever someone asks me where I stand on an issue, I just say "I think it's pretty obvious" and then walk away mysteriously like Hannibal Lecter at the end of Silence of the Lambs.
"Lah-mayo"
HOW DO YOU GUYS PRONOUNCE ‘LMAO’ ??
Well, look who took the bait of the obvious distraction from Epstein.
Since Obama and his treasonous cabinet sabotaged Trump’s first term as President. Trump should be allowed to run again in 2028.
Only later did you realize your favorite professor's house looked like it was fished out of a canal.
People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.
I always prefer natural cherries
be honest, do men really prefer 🍒 natural even if they are small?
The struggle is the point
We struggle too much for a life that can end at anytime.
Dying right after your farewell show is pretty metal
Whenever people are being rude or obnoxious or aggressive, you just walk away from them. Why can't anyone on the internet do this?
"I'm just John Osbourne. A working-class kid from Aston. Who quit his job in the factory and went looking for a good time." Rest in peace, Dark Prince.
The thing you need to understand about Gen X is that we were raised by the absolute worst generation of people in history.
Sometimes I say something crazy to someone and I don't smile. I just want to see who they are.