Buddawiggi

What’s up with people who look like a cartoon version of themselves. You know who you are

(flirting) do you wanna invent sex 2.0

Hey with the intention of going off the rails on a crazy train

What makes a person want to be on an HOA board

Weird women are the hottest

At least a ticking time bomb gives you a heads up

The Hierophant but as a person

Made a pact with a female friend that if we weren’t married by the time we were 45 we would meet on the top of the Empire State building on Valentine’s Day and fight to the death

It’s a shame people don’t read porno magazines anymore. When my grandpa died he left us a stack of gay porno mags and a lot of unanswered questions. That’s called a legacy.

it was the bat.

staying on the rails on a normal train

Fortunately, I never felt peer pressured by the “cool” kids to do drugs or hang out or wave to them in the halls.

who are some people to like if you’re just getting into liking people

an earthquake sounds nice

i am liking your tweet with intentions that you can’t even fathom

This’s Lefty Gunplay’s alt account

i want to know what i want

Puts the form in format

Thinking of you (can’t stop)

I could have been somebody if I didn’t have a head like a pumpkin.

Bro, you’ve lost the perception of the instant dependence of form upon soul