Damon Hunzeker
@DamonHunzeker
Writer/editor/speaker/indelicate musician/purveyor of razzle, dazzle, sound, and fury. Ring bell for service.
Most toothpaste isn't even made out of real teeth anymore.
If you enjoy heavy metal but find some of the imagery too dark, check out the new album by Periwinkle Sabbath.
If God does not exist, how do you explain Michael Landon's hair.
Whenever someone famous dies, I always recalculate how long I might have left to live.
Yes, I was able to go back and prevent 9/11 but when I came back Osama Bin Laden was playing power forward for the Utah Jazz because of the butterfly effect.
That fucked up moment when your friend is getting bitched out by his wife so you just sit there petting their dog.
Man, what fucking loss, I still can't believe it. He survived what would've killed anybody else years ago, we just all assumed he was invincible. The voice of a generation in a million different ways, right? RIP Ozzy- your fans love you and your FAMILY love you❤️❤️❤️
I’m a confident woman and don’t need anyone’s validation on social media. Please like this post.
A good rule of thumb is do not smoke a bunch of crack before going on tv.
Remember when Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off that acrobat?
He bit a bat, mumbled through history, and made metal feel like home. Rest in peace to the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne.
Farewell Ozzy … what a journey … sail on up there .. finally at peace .. you truly changed the planet of rock!
I remember exactly where I was when I decided to just let my grandma keep calling him “Ozzy Osmond."
We can put a man on the moon, but we can't get one out of our basement.
Banging on a pot with a wooden spoon is de rigueur among the racket-making community.
I can’t believe this legendary artist only has four followers. Let’s help get his name out there.
We can put a man on the moon, but we can't put a kid on a comet.