JRGin
@GinRumMe
Eat Sleep RockN’Roll. Still from Twitter. Recents: https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3Aginrumme%20exclude%3Areplies&src=typd (Favorites next link).
What we really need is wider and shorter plates of nachos. No more tall towers of chips and toppings. Spread the toppings across a larger area and cover all the chips, not just the top layer. Stand with me.
People out there having babies and I can barely handle the microwave beeping at me more than once
We didn't have all these problems back when Pluto was a planet.
for $3 a month i will comment “derp” on random photos of your ex
People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?
Ah, yes… shark week is back. From the day we’re born, we’re taught to revere the famous week. Blood and adrenaline combine, arousing our senses. Excited; we know what’s in store, we desire it, and we already want more. Bring on shark week.
Maybe the real treasure was the Coldplay tweets we made along the way.
coldplay has provided me more entertainment in the past 24 hours than they have in their entire musical career.
We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.
I’m correcting your grammar while you talk and you don’t even know it.
you’re not lonely. you’re just a narcissist in constant need of attention and validation.
One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”
Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.
The chicken burrito is for me. The carnitas burrito is for the other me. Same with the nachos. Thanks