Crissie
@CrissieC
Mom. Pickle connoisseur… Certified meat-eater…I have a potty mouth...Leafs fan.I like my coffee black because it’s a lot like me…bitter, dark and hot (flashes)
Oh darling it’s NOT called bitchiness… It’s called fixing your problem with flair…
Frisky Friday PSA: the clitoris was made for one purpose, and one purpose only… to give her pleasure… So think of her pussy as a decadent sundae and her clit… it’s just the cherry 🍒 on top…
When I fall to my knees in complete abandonment, it’s not to pray… no… it’s to suck your dick…
English isn’t my first language, so sometimes I get the words wrong sometimes I’ll spell things wrong and sometimes voice to text fucks me up royally… But, I’m only human… What the duck you want from me ?!
Rose Petal Place I remember this like a fever dream…
What’s that one movie from your childhood that no one really remembers but stuck with you?
Us Italians always say deaths come in 3’s… Malcolm Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, Hulk Hogan… 🙏🏼
Confession: I hate cooking fish, and I’m weary eating it… When I was little, I had a fish bone get lodged in my throat and it’s traumatize me ever since…
If you cant remember why you walked into the room but your brain is filled with useless, random trivia facts… we can be friends
The best thing to come from his death is several generations that never understood...... Are now going back and discovering what we did from the original vinyls. Rest in Sweet Peace John Michael Osbourne "Ozzy".
No one can die without some jack off saying vaccine. How about they blame air and water since EVERYONE who's tried both has died?
Money can’t buy you brains , but it can buy people who’ll tell you you’re smart.