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@gxmxxchxx
if you donβt like me your dad will
donβt pull out, i have separation anxiety <3
is this that gaslighting people are always talking about
You could be having a rough day and then all of the sudden your fucking gas light turns on and itβs turned into the WORST inconvenience bro.
I can easily tell when someone has fallen for the idea of me and not me. Itβs really simple kiddos, they never ask questions to get to know you more. In their mind they already know you.
i am simultaneously the familyβs black sheep and gold star and thatβs exactly why iβm the way i am
girl so help me god if you donβt put your fucking records on
We BUILT this shit, brick by brick.
After 25, you gotta get off Twitter/X.
βyouβre so funnyβ thanks i would have been lobotomized in the 1940s
Idk which friend gave you ptsd but baby you do not have to pay me back for a 3 dollar mcchicken
βin this house itβs twitterβ
2 years ago today, Twitter changed to X
date idea: we both take melatonin at 9pm and get 10hrs of sleep
Sorry. Can't. Rewriting my grocery list in the order that I shop through the store.
do kids even get chased by dogs anymore? this generation donβt go through shit
Un consejo: Si la has cagado, los besos en el cuello funcionan casi siempre. Excepto con la guardia civil, con esos no, son uno saborios.
What is the opposite of a thirst trap? Free hydration? I woke up looking like those free cups of water that people give to marathon runners