Eka Bakie
@EkaBakie
She/Her. Catfish. Atheist. Queen of gif. Ass too fat to half-ass anything. 🌶️ site in ⛓️ **All DMs from men will be sent to my bf for review**
Do you ever feel like your body's "check engine" light has been on and you're still driving it around like "nah, it'll be fine" ?
Fuck a Klondike bar, the things I would do for a cream pie
Stop trying to slide into my DMs to tell me that you think my photo is hot. Put it in the venmo subject like a real man. ✨
Oh you liked 27 of my tweets in a row? We're married now and I own you.
I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I'm delicious, but I don't give out free samples.
I hope just as soon as you forget me, one of my dumb tweets shows up to haunt you
Once again BEGGING Bonne Bell to bring back this little baby right here
BREAKING 🚨: The James Webb Space Telescope spotted a chain of 20 galaxies, dubbed the Cosmic Vine, which stretches 13 million light-years across and dates back to just 3 billion years after the Big Bang, challenging models of early galaxy clustering.
BREAKING 🚨: The James Webb Space Telescope spotted a chain of 20 galaxies, dubbed the Cosmic Vine, which stretches 13 million light-years across and dates back to just 3 billion years after the Big Bang, challenging models of early galaxy clustering.
You’d only be so lucky to be kissing my feet but you can reimburse my day. Dick’s: $300 Lego: $100 Costco: $230
the dating pool is closed because there’s a few turds floating about