Stereo

Let’s makeout for our mental health.

Everything everywhere all at once

Determine my fate. But in a fun way.

I lived, laughed, loved one time. Never again.

Who's your favourite Disney villain and Why?

Hades and Ursula hands down. It’s the sarcasm and the wit for me.

Just me and my boob sweat against the world!

Go figure. My friend got vaccinated for polio in 1960 and he just died. I wonder if there was a connection. He was hit by a car but who knows?

Sure, sure. I could post my penis. But haven't the last few years been disappointing enough, for you?

I've reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me

i like them obsessed with me and a little jealous and i’m not even sorry about that

My car is making me bleed money I don’t have. 😭

Remember when people used to hang Magic Eye pictures in their homes like they were artwork? That was weird.

🎵 She's a good girl Loves pajamas Loves Cheezits and Bo Derek too She's a good girl crazy 'bout her pelvis Loves corsets and her soybeans too 🎵

All it takes is one song to catapult you back in time to 1995.

“This too, shall pass” but it’s gonna pass like a kidney stone so bite onto something

Horses drink chardonneigh. This is why I don't post anymore.

Having someone that truly fucking loves you for any period of time is fucking life altering...you will forever fucking seek more