Uncle Duke
@UncleDuke1969
Does this look infected?
Watching this site devolve into a cesspool of misinformation and vitriol at the hand of its current ownership, I need to walk away, at least for now. This is not a reaction to the election result, but a decision long in the making. You can find me down the road under bluer skies.
Someone asked me about my five-year plan this morning. I’m old. I’m just hoping to outlive my appliances at this point.
What’s your favorite thing about grocery shopping? Mine is not going.
You know that point when you can either keep talking and make matters worse or just shut up? Me neither.
I'm not sure who has betrayed me more: nonstick pans or easy peel cheese sticks
beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars
Checking off every box on the Pepto Bismol song at once is not the victory you’d think it is.
What do people who fall asleep right away do with their brains?
you don’t truly know a person until you’ve heard the voice they use with their pet
Just heard earth might get swallowed up into a black hole. I just hope I have enough time to throw a few things together first.
Taking some time off from this place and heading for bluer skies. Tough call, because I’ve made a lot of friends here. Thanks to all of you -especially the #Dateline audience.
“Nice melon you got there.” “Mind your fucking business.”
it took bruce willis 130 minutes to realize he was a ghost and you expect men to notice a haircut.
People will say they don’t want to be lied to and then read fiction. Bro, pick a lane.
A cooking competition but they judge you on your playlist and ability to navigate the kitchen after 3 glasses of wine