Rodney Lacroix

I've decided that I'm not happy with my body but instead of diet and exercise I'd just like to ask you all to avert your eyes.

Antigua nap time and a Bloody Mary. This has been the worst day you guys.

We didn't have all these problems back when Pluto was a planet.

I may be on vacation but texts to my wife aren’t.

I saw a mongoose today and if you’re my age and remember how awesome Rikki-Tikki-Tavi was you can understand my excitement omg one of my favorite stories and cartoon specials when I was a kid.

My wife is reading smut books so I’d just like to take this moment to say THANK YOU SMUT BOOK AUTHORS

File under: Things you don’t see every day thank god.

You know you’re having a good vacation when your biggest worry is being hit by a falling coconut.

Oh nothing, JUST ME FEEDING A FRIGGING STINGRAY woooooo. You can almost hear him going NOMNOMNOM

Never discount my dedication to a joke. I found this swim cap in the gift shop. It was $10. I bought it, thinking of everyone’s reaction when I put it on to swim with stingrays. Now I have a $10 lightly used swim cap for sale of Facebook Marketplace for $0.50.

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Today in Antigua we swam with stingrays and fed giant tortoises. I’ve had worse Mondays.

Good morning from Antigua! Today we go to Stingray City to interact with stingrays and then to a tortoise reserve. I got sunburned yesterday, so if you see a guy in Antigua holding a parasol while feeding carrots to tortoises, that’s me.

Good morning from Antigua! Today we are going to Stingray City to interact with stingrays and then to a tortoise reserve. I got sunburned yesterday, so if you see a guy in Antigua holding a parasol while feeding carrots to tortoises, that’s me.

You can take the people out of Boston, but you can’t take the Boston out of people.

YES

Just made our first enemies at the resort as there were kids having chicken fights in the adult-only pool we paid a premium to enjoy. So we complained and, after two attempts, security removed them - and their very angry moms - amidst much yelling at us. But yay. No kids now.

The first night when you’re somewhere on vacation is spent trying to figure out the shower. The morning after is spent trying to figure out the coffee maker. Once both are done, the real vacation begins.

Good morning from Antigua! It is 7 AM and the temperature already feels like Satan’s butthole.

I found the best one

Saint James Club Royal Suites in Antigua. This is our room and view. Happy boy rn.