NurseBrianRN
@rn_murse
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what are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life
therapy isn’t enough. i need to burn down my middle school
sorry can’t come over. refilling my hand soap dispensers. big day here.
whoever came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one
My husband is out of town, but the cupboard doors are still open, so now I have to face some hard truths about myself
I had a friend and her boyfriend over for a weekend and they threw their towels on the bathroom floor like I was a hotel
during the famine of 2027 my four gay sons and i had to ration our khloe kardashian protein popcorn
Don’t tell me about your childhood problems I rode a coin operated horse outside Kmart while everyone watched.
what’s wrong babe you’ve hardly touched your spaghetti meat and balls
Weighing myself on the dog scale at Petco while the hamsters body shame me
if the jesus sees his shadow on sunday, there will be three more months of crucifixion.