Just Bill
@WilliamAder
I'll be here all weak.
We didn't have all these problems back when Pluto was a planet.
I'm like if an ingrown hair gave you an ice cream headache
I'm glad we met later in life, because I don't think my Mom would have let me play with you.
Worse than not listening to each other, our society has hit a point where people no longer listen to THEMSELVES when they talk.
Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market
Trump Once Said Epstein Was ‘the Greatest’ politicalwire.com/2025/07/25/tru… via @politicalwire
You know what makes this easy to remember? Getting locked out once. Some lessons you just gotta learn the hard way.
My wife is in the University of Arkansas Facebook group for moms of incoming freshman. I convinced her to send me this screenshot, but there are so many more absolutely ridiculous questions like this. Some of these kids (and their moms) aren't going to make it. 😂
Serious talk at the office of replacing me with "something shiny."
Choosing Yoda for my GPS voice navigation was probably a bad idea.
Somebody responded to Hulk Hogan’s death by saying, and I quote, “Man, people are dying that never died before!” This will haunt me…
Boss: If you have Twitter make sure to follow our corporate account. Me: I don't have Twitter but what's the name and if ever join Twitter I’ll follow. Boss: gives me the @ name. Me: logs in and promptly blocks the account and writes this tweet.
Standing desk usage so far: time sitting: 90% time standing: 5% time accidentally hitting the button that makes it go up and down: 117%
I’m surprised they didn’t tap Jim Jordan to be AG or FBI Director. He’s got the most experience covering up sexual abuse.
Doctor told me white noise would help me sleep, so I tuned my radio to a country station.
Of course I work out. Right now I'm working out how I can fit more ice cream in the freezer.
Starting to think the Buffalo Gals are never going to come out.