paused mortem 💀
@LeeCram
life's foul-mouthed casualty • ig/alt: @pausedmortem
Ever think to yourself “how is this my life” then eat five pounds of gummy bears?
Sometimes you got to let some grudges go to make room for new ones…< inspirational>
I've been saying, "it can wait until tomorrow" for 20 years.
"Realistic" and it's just another caucasianification.
i made a realistic Naruto for my next video and bro looks like he hasn’t slept in 3 days relatable tbh
20 years later and I'm still gagged by mariah carey's "them chickens is ash and I'm lotion" lyric. Shakespeare could never.
Wdym mental infidelity? Fucking psychos. If they don't like you anymore, then just accept it. Fucking self-absorbed cunts.
I hope you're alright, I know, everything's a shit show
I don't know what's wrong with me, but I'm pretty sure it's a lot.
A mixed tape but it's just me talking about things I like to eat.
I must be color blind because I keep treating these Red flags like they were straight green lights.