Fauxlosopher

Freakier Friday better be a hit so in Twenty-two years they can make a Freakiest Friday.

Hey @Grok is there anything in the universe that @EricTrump is smarter than?

Hey @Grok is @RobertKennedyJr a pod person?

Hey @Grok who is the stupidest person on Twitter?

Some things are just so unfunny that you just have to laugh.

What is Scooby-Dooing?

History definitely had its moments.

I used to tell people too much. Now I tell them too little.

Who is up for some wild carrot?

My idiot MAGA neighbor just backed his truck into the front end of his own sedan causing damage to both cars at once. These people are a menace to themselves.

It's easy to leave Twitterx for a few weeks and completely forget what a hellscape it is.

He must’ve been born yesterday!

Bowie is doing much better 😍😍 He's taking his meds, and his appetite is back. TY all for your concern.

I wish my cat was cuddly but he only looks for me for surprise attacks.

I’m here for a little over 4 hours - with pups. Brought a few things! Imagine what it looks like when I arrive for a week! No lie: my favorite website is “Messies Anonymous”! My mantra: I WILL BE A MINIMALIST! I HIRE organizers to help keep things under control!

Tim has definitely dropped his phone on his head more than a few times.

Stop trying to confuse me I’m already confused enough.

It's wild that this is how the American government is showing themselves to an entire world. Buncha clowns. Absolutely not serious about a damn thing.

Up on the roof.

I hope the Scottish press treats him like the piece of shit he is instead of coddling him like the American press corps.