John

Wish you knew your flaws were just a shift in perception away from them being a gift

Even the scammers are crashing out. Texting from the Philippines? 😂

The Night Does Not Belong To God will have me like this everytime actually

Let’s give this the good ole college try

Without real sports we’re all falling apart.

Everytime I open twitter it’s like the most batshit stuff ever “JJ McCarthy practice highlight” “Trump suing ice cream for being too cold” “Aliens are coming to kill us” “Matthew Stafford broke his back” “Incredibly weird American flag ad”

Don’t you toy with my heart Bob

You think you’re so edgy, but you don’t have the gall to name your daughter Greg.

Also me: “Jimmy Eat World is massively underrated”

alright everyone stay calm or you'll scare it away

“if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all” doesn’t apply to Ohio.

Deep enough to drown

If you can't sleep at night, it's usually because you're awake.

Gave up my blue check. Fuck the system 🥳

YOUR FINGAAAAAAAS FOXTROT ON MY SKIIIIIIIIIN

These Blink eye drops. 10/10. Highly recommend.

You deserve a little extra love today. It’s yours, take it.

Intrusive thought of the morning Pale Moonlight by Dayseeker (song.link/s/1IQA1li1Io3D…)

Trust is a turn on

Y’all be safe with this snitch