ThexyBeatht_
@ThexyBeatht_2
Other account @ThexyBeatht Still no defense mechanism against puppies or chocolate. Lover of good laughs. Sunshine and flip flops make me happy.
The strawberry I bought last week staring at me grabbing another can of soda from the back of the fridge
The amount of people saying that pedophilia is not a dealbreaker is alarming
🎶 Maybe a kiss before I leave you this way. Your lips are so cold, I don't know what else to say. I never wanted it to end this way, my love, my darling. Believe me when I say to you in love, I think I'm falling here 🎶
If I was out there trying to sell stuff and build a business I’d stay out of political discussions
You have all the right to be who you are. As long as you don’t try to tell me who I need to be
I love when people say that they don’t use social media like they’re superior. You’re not better than anybody. You just get your news 3 days later, Ashley!
People chewing with their mouths open on social media and calling it ASMR is about to be the worst fad since gender reveal parties
When threatened, the pope can spray holy venom up to fifteen feet.
Remember I said I had coffee jitters? Well, I just ingested a can of energy drink. Bc I’m a savage
I feel that people with 800+ credit score should automatically be given access to all the VIP areas
Deleted all my dating apps and sent an email to my CEO saying “🍆😉” So I guess I’m in a relationship now
Me: I really need some help to stay awake and focus Coffee: Best I can do is jitters
There’s a neighboor here standing on his deck and barking back to someone else’s dog. They’re having an entire argument. I’m here waiting to see who wins
I have a lot of hope for you. Like hope you stay away from me. Hope you STFU. Hope you get explosive diarrhea
Things I’m attracted to: tattoos, beards and muscles Things I’m not attracted to: When they start talking
Gonna put a warning label on my vagina: “This facility may have been in contact with peanuts, milk and eggs”. Just in case anyone has allergies. Don’t ask
I went went from being down with OPP with being down with PTSD
