Doc Johnny Fever🎙

Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore.

A door knocker from Florence, Italy, crafted around the Renaissance.

Gonna start booing conversations I don’t care about

happy leo season <3

You were playing hide and seek, but no one found you, which gave you time to read.

A lobotomy is starting to sound pretty relaxing.

Happy Wednesday #ClassicMASH #mash #mash4077

You call yourself a man and yet you don’t eat cereal with marshmallows and drink the milk, smh

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a wood chipper, rented under a fake name.

You need to learn to love yourself you piece of shit

🤗🥰

Billy Ray Valentine, great American.

i should get paid to do nothing. i deserve that i have literally been through so much

im feeling alive

i would risk all 3 kinds of diabetes for this

My warped sense of humor is part of my charm, fuckface.