Diana
@PracticalBedlam
A sensitive mouthpiece. A clever dumbass. A canadian among americans. An ally always.
Eating my banana like it’s corn so I don’t get called to HR.
I am coordinated for dancing, and for sex. Not for sports. Or walking.
Pro tip: If you tilt your head and stare up at the pallet racking long enough, one of the guys will walk over, ask what you need, and get it down for you.
This came over my headphones a few years ago when I was outside, and I ran in the house to play it for my son - it was his vibe. I was almost there when I remembered he’s gone. Now sometimes I hear it and cry, but other times I dance, because that’s what he would have done.
People are unbelievably open and honest when they think you’re just a cute dumb girl.
I was going to work out, but I think I’m going to drink whisky instead. It was a very Monday Monday.
men act so confused about why women have purses. imagine you find a cool rock you want to take home. and you have nowhere to put it. fucking purseless loser.
Someone tell me what age I have to be before I start realizing that it’s PMS and that I’m not unhinged? I’m 45 now, so maybe never? (If you’re a man, just sit this one out. Nobody cares what you think.)
the toughest girl you know still needs her hand held and forehead kisses.
The real flex is living a soft life after surviving hard things.
And it’s my actual job.
I’m just a hot girl bossing everyone around.
My therapist is going to need therapy after my appointment this week.
Did I forget I had a site visit today and wear a dress? Yes. Did I pull on my work boots to go with my dress because I did have those with me? Also yes. *Stick with me for more job site fashion tips.*
There’s no place like home. I get eight more days here to soothe my soul ❤️🍁
So here’s to 45, although I was still 44 when I took this at the beach yesterday. I’m cool with 45. Age ain’t nothing but a number, baby.
Still alive but things are messy. I appreciate everyone who reached out. Had a funeral today, and it kind of messed with me, but I made friends with an 84 y/o woman and had one of the best conversations I’ve had in a while, so there’s my silver lining. Be kind today.
