mama

my neighbors are being so fucking annoying i can hear their tv & i can’t find my sleeping meds so there’s that

Only if it’s kelis

good morning to everyone who got love for me & to everyone else what’s your problem?

lippies*

ulta is having a sale for puppies who gone send me a gift card & a suggestion of a new shade i’ll bless you w selfies😚

hurry up i put the white noise on we don’t have all night chop chop

me saying i wish i could share the good news meaning i can’t share w you all then i immediately share the good news lol now that everything is out in the open tell me how proud i make you

i wish i could tell yall my wonderful news i feel like you guys would be so proud of me. i’m squeaky clean🥳

idk why but norah jones just popped into my head & now she won’t leave help

and my neck hurts so bad😭

need some ballsack in my pussy asap

well excuse me but do you people expect a lady to know about grown men peeing? lemme hold it while you do it tho cause i like to be helpful

Ultimately I have to be brave

TikTok genuinely be producing one of a kind sentences that the world has never seen before

fire required bml

can you pee without holding it tho

my pussy magic let me show you how to trick

thought this said cumming

ironically enough, 99% of the time i’m the frustrated one cause you know i got brain damage why are you setting me up like this lmaoooo