Case

curly fries are my favorite as they're salty and spiraling, like me.

you're the bees tits.

i will not be issuing a public apology at this time

Trump bringing up Epstein again while complaining that the media is focusing on Epstein

They’re…shutting down the government to protect a pedophile.

pouring out a bat tonight in honor of Ozzy.

All the wrong people are dying.

At least Ozzy Osborne got to do his final show before checking out of life. Was sheer luck he made it to 76, considering how large he lived 🦇

trisha paytas might just be the most powerful sorceress of all time.

Dysmorphers! People with the superpower to unwillingly transform into a version of themselves where every minor flaw is exaggerated to the point of grotesque absurdity It's like Animorphs except instead you just wanna kill yourself

nobody talk to me about anything today, ozzy died.

Ozzy Osbourne has died at the age of 76, his family says news.sky.com/story/ozzy-osb…

An autobiography

Some days I just want to float away to Cheddar Bay on a Gouda gondola

Alanis Morissette taught me that as long as I have one hand in pocket everything’s gonna be fine fine fine

Man, i really wish body dysmorphia just meant I turned into an animorph instead of just hating myself.

this freak

As kids, we were told nazis were unequivocally evil. Right now, a white guy that lost his job for being on video proclaiming nazi sympathy is on a Christian crowd funding site and currently has ~$24k, while being called patriot and receiving prayers. Idk anymore, y’all

I’m always mad when people are more clever than me like how dare they