Jin
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rehearsal dinner? what do you need to rehearse for? you’ve been eating dinner your whole life
As an estranged adoptee I identify less as a daughter and more of a bought-her
I know if I ever got stabbed in the belly there would just be a long high pitched whistle sound while egg-scented gas rushed out
gen z can't have a hoe phase cause dudes are conservative? literally move to a metropolitan area there are plenty of manipulative narcissistic left wing men for you to sleep with my beautiful little cherubs
This innovative new furniture lets you disguise your sofa as a normal wooden cube . Transform your bookshelf into an unassuming wooden cube
My belly is a little fatter these days (sign of prosperity)
we were simply at different stages in life. she was ready to settle down. i was trapped in the mirror dimension
hey girl, you got a boyfriend? Ah. Well is he hitting it right? Ah. Ok. Does he have any pointers or tips
Accidentally became acutely aware of myself in the present and forgot how to exist
Watching married couples bitterly argue in the grocery store over whether or not they're out of peanut butter is my favorite weekend hobby.
it feels like summer when you hear a beer can crack open through the window from outside
i mixed up my hair conditioner with my air conditioner and now i have frosted tips
Hitting up the local guitar center to pick out a divorce adjacent dad