Binner
@BinnerJr
Training for the skeleton without a fancy sled. Never a Blue Check.
A month on Survivor sounds like a good weight loss program except for the networking.
If your house had walls like this, you probably got spanked as a child.
The Wheels on the Bus was written in 1937 but motorised buses date back to the 1890s. There was a forty year period where people were just getting on buses with no idea of what was going to happen.
I never play chicken with anyone unless I’m absolutely positive that I’m more crazy than they are.
You were playing hide and seek, but no one found you, which gave you time to read.
Carl Sagan's prediction of America, made 30 years ago.
Toddlers are fun because they won’t eat the food you cook, but a dirty cheerio from the depths of their car seat is a gourmet snack.
You’re embarrassing your relatives of yore with your grammar
My mother in law is in the hospital and the doctor came in to tell us that she isn’t critical. I said: “Doc, my experience is that she’s very critical”
this guy at the self checkout next to mine trying to make small talk as if he doesn't realize this is a damn race
When you split a dessert the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.
The average cost of health insurance for a family has risen from $6,000 in 2000 to $26,000 in 2025. Yet our attention is consumed by the Epstein list, the Washington Redskins, and political retribution - one distraction after another, and we predictably take the bait.
56 years ago, it was a different world: rotary phones, no VCRs, few fax machines or cars with FM radio or air conditioning, gas was $0.35/gallon, the oldest Baby Boomers were 23. And the USA landed two men on the moon, July 20, 1969.
🚨#BREAKING: The mayor of Chimney Rock NC has confirmed that if the Amish had not shown up, the entire town would have been "a ghost town..." For months, 50 members of the Amish community have come down from Pennsylvania to Western North Carolina... EVERY SINGLE MONDAY! Unreal.
"During a company event at a Colplay concert I offered my head of HR a Murray Mint which she accepted. Whilst singing along to Yellow she accidentally swallowed the mint, and I was forced to perform the Heimlich maneuver just as the Jumbotron camera focused on us."