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@DrinkingDad_2
Formerly @DrinkingDad. Old cars, cool stuff, outlaw country, sometimes clever Tweets (yes, Tweets). Please use Your and You’re correctly. I once got a “like”.
You’re embarrassing your relatives of yore with your grammar
No one can fully understand the pressure of being the work mom to Gen Z coworkers. Oh, your periods late? Your boyfriend is an addict? You're sleeping with a customer? I'm in no position to be your moral compass.
If in doubt don't forget those 3 little words she loves to hear ... "you were right"
I was going to tell you about a girl who only eats vegetables, but you’ve probably never heard of herbivore.
I spent a lot of time as a teenager saying, “He worships melodic hooks more than the devil, Mom.”
Drinking decaf coffee is like hiring a prostitute with no holes.
All of yesterday’s big Ozzy fans are back listening to Captain and Tennille today.
New NPR Slogans News for people who already know everything. Let us program you with new reasons to hate the United States. We ALL know socialism just hasn't been done correctly yet. Come for the sanctimony, stay for the confirmation bias.
If anyone asks, you invited me over and we are doing our homework in front of the TV right now
It's raining, it's pouring, but PLOT TWIST the old man is wide awake.
He bit a bat, mumbled through history, and made metal feel like home. Rest in peace to the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne.
I like to end each day with a work out like right now I'm trying to work out how to eat these cookies without having to share with my family.
I’m an outlaw country guy - not heavy metal. But I’m old enough to have grown up in an era where Ozzy and Sabbath were daily radio they are woven into the fabric of my youth. He was funny enough to make me actually watch a reality show and his voice was beyond unique. RIP Ozzy
My mother in law is in the hospital and the doctor came in to tell us that she isn’t critical. I said: “Doc, my experience is that she’s very critical”
The Wheels on the Bus was written in 1937 but motorised buses date back to the 1890s. There was a forty year period where people were just getting on buses with no idea of what was going to happen.
