Colin the Dachshund
@DachshundColin
The only voter in Dunny-on-the-Wold. (Also get a vote where the skies are blue)
Can you imagine being some poor kid pumped full of drugs, waking up to a strange noise, and what you see is a horse, but the wrong size, and it looks like a nurse is trying to feed it a piano?
Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia
"Once more unto the beach, dear friends!"
We are at the start of a new Hundred Years’ War. The battle of Epping is just the beginning. This is our home. We have nowhere else to go. We will defend it.
The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
We’d better cancel Trump’s state visit then eh?
There shouldn’t be a single foreign rapist in Britain.
Ellen moved to England and turned into an old British man with big ears.
Powell Prisons would surely be more apt.
Nigel Farage will pledge to build five prefabricated “Nightingale prisons” on armed forces land in less than 18 months if he wins the next election thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…
"Florence Nightingale's come to tuck us in Godber."
Reform UK will build Nightingale Prisons on MOD land with help from the British Army.
Nigel Farage identifies the first 2 serious sex offenders to be sent to el Salvador. Wait. Sorry. My mistake. These are pictures of him with his friends.
"Thanks, Nigel - I thought that went well. Can we get you a coffee or a tea?" "I've no idea. I haven't even thought about it. I might like tea, or I might prefer coffee. I really don't know." #noideanigel
Just got on the plane and took my CBD and I feel really relaxed
Just got on the plane and took my CBD and I feel really relaxed
I feel we owe Coldplay a sizable debt. If not for them, we'd have to spend all weekend looking at photos of Trump's ankles.
‘Glad you could make it, you’ll count as 7 people’
"Now Nigel, you went to private school so will know the rules, but for everyone else the time will start once I place the biscuit on the table..."
Bee in the cockpit
Can anyone explain this?