Honey🇨🇦
@hidinghoney
I'm not that interesting • I generally suck at answering DMs. Have the day you deserve!
if you’re looking for a girl with long legs and a great rack well it’s not me go away
Just to be clear, I don’t care. Unless I do. Then you’re fucked. Women are easy.
I need to take an edible and then sit in silence for at least 20 minutes. That's how my day is going
Happy Friday! Unless you're like me and you work tomorrow. Then happy just another day of the week!
If you truly don’t have hate in your heart, you’ll know that all carbs are good carbs.
I need everybody to stop being weird about Pedro Pascal immediately what is wrong with you people
I don't understand people posing for pictures with animals they kill. If serial killers did that with their victims, you'd think they were fucked up
Go figure. My friend got vaccinated for polio in 1960 and he just died. I wonder if there was a connection. He was hit by a car but who knows?
sorry i freaked out over the completely made up scenario in my head. do you still think i’m pretty?
Look babe, if you want me to do math this isn’t gonna work.
Had a patient who was born in 2008, so my brain automatically thought, "Ah yes, a young child." Except they're actually 17... so... that's cool.
Do not…and I cannot stress this enough…DO NOT, wake me up before you go-go. Just send me a text later.