Ginger

I plan to be disgustingly happy and make no apology.

DO NOT take financial advice from people on Twitter I mean are you fucking kidding me?

You can use your imagination to make friends?

Don’t worry, I take things personally AND out of context.

Of course I know better, I just don’t care anymore

People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

I'm at my wits' middle

*removes all the raisins from my Raisin Bran and replaces them with two scoops of ibuprofen*

Some of y’all don’t have that little voice that tells you maybe that’s not an appropriate thing to share right now … or ever.

I always feel like I make people’s lives better —then I realize I’m just delusional.

National parks have hiking trails for everyone, from “I climb mountains for breakfast” to “I just tripped on a curb.”

Gossip doesn’t give a fuck who you are.

The feminine urge to just melt into his arms, shut my brain off for a while and be safe and protected.

I love anything cherry flavored except cherries

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

For a fucked up person, you'd think I'd thrive in a fucked up world.

10 years ago, I put my phone on silent and never looked back.

I'm going to get more sleep tonight is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

I feel so used when I wake up before the alarm.

You stink of sorcery.

“Match my energy” means sit down and shut up.