Aaron King

Don’t tell me I’m not spontaneous. I didn’t plan that nap at all.

No, I will not be putting anything funny or clever out on a Saturday.* *Any day

No no babe, no cuddles during my cartoon time.

A hunch from a woman is worth two facts from a man.

"If you're not having fun, you're not learning. There's a pleasure in finding things out." -Richard Feynman

This internal argument is getting pretty heated.

Yup 🎯

your honor that bitch is a weirdo

Nothing is impossible when you have a dream✨

I love having plans to cancel.

are you in hate with me yet

If I don’t understand me why would I expect you to.

Dear man, when a man knows too much, he becomes lonely.

A bear wondering where a human shits is more interesting.

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

Let the record show Duh.

The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman

Thomas Sowell 🔥 🔥

not sure what's longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone insisting it's hilarious.