January James-Riggs
@JanuaryJames
Not interested. Sometimes I'm funny. Armed and dangerous. I have an affection for tall dead guys. @JohnnyRiggs9 is buried in my backyard.
It’s rude to ask someone about their body count. It’s none of your business how many people I’ve killed.
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I never play chicken with anyone unless I’m absolutely positive that I’m more crazy than they are.
I wasn’t allowed to listen to Ozzy at home because my mother legit believed if you played his music backward it would summon a demon.
Dying right after your farewell show is pretty metal
Some of y’all don’t have that little voice that tells you maybe that’s not an appropriate thing to share right now … or ever.
Ozzy Osborne has died. Normally, he being an Englishman and all, I wouldn't mention it here, but this is a Texas history page and there is, well, you know ... THAT. For those totally unfamiliar with the story, on February 19, 1982, Ozzy Osbourne found himself in San Antonio,…
This righteous bastard had one hell of a life Saw all his friends and performed from a MF chair days before he departed Would expect nothing less for a legend like Ozzy Rest in Rock 🤘🔥
Ozzy Osbourne has sadly passed away at the age of 76.
She named her baby what now? 🤔
Trisha Paytas has named her third child Aquaman.
Them: Hey, I’m in your neighbourhood Me: Please keep going
I think it's time to stop 'normalising' everything and start stigmatising again.
Men don’t need therapy. They need time at the firing range
Research found that dropout rates for men in therapy is around 44.8%. Why are so many leaving treatment? Many say the format and framing of the sessions didn’t align with what they need. We have to have more male-led and male-focused therapy solutions! Ideas?
Non-Americans have become way too comfortable with telling Americans how we should feel about our country.
Prob better for society that Elon be obsessed with posts about his drive in
Instead of “suggest less” I need “never play this shit again”
It turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.