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Introverts have fun too, we just don't care if you know...
If I could go back in time I wouldn’t do anything that would change the future. I’d just throw a golf cart or wheelchair into the woods.
Another previously unknown dinosaur was the Thesaurus who used flowery language to confuse and disorient predators while he made his escape
The best thing about moving into a new house is picking out the junk drawer.
Why do you like this particular Spider-man comic from the seventies? It’s not a really big key issue. It was on my school lunchbox…
What’s it called when you like people in the abstract but don’t like dealing with the particulars? I’m that.
Childhood was thinking every thunderstorm was the start of a Goosebumps episode.
Almond extract doesn’t smell like almonds. There, I said it.
The only thing I’ve learned from working at home is that my dog is the best coworker I’ve ever had.
Not to brag but I can use an entire tube of Chapstick before I lose it.
Can’t, I’m in big trouble with the wife. I put a fork in the spoon part of the silverware basket in the dishwasher.
What’s it called when you can remember there is something you should remember but you can’t remember what it is? I’m that.
Talking about your feelings and showing how you really feel is sexy AF.
Streaming service: I see you paused your show with 3 minutes left, would be a shame if someone were to...restart it from the beginning
Apparently I look like trouble… -This explains everything
Sorry I said your child should be in commercials for birth control