PixieMuff
@CherBear162
I'm A Dainty Motherfucker.
Another previously unknown dinosaur was the Thesaurus who used flowery language to confuse and disorient predators while he made his escape
If I could go back in time I wouldn’t do anything that would change the future. I’d just throw a golf cart or wheelchair into the woods.
Serious talk at the office of replacing me with "something shiny."
Run✅ So hot I was sweating so bad my pants were falling down, I was drooling & every time my ponytail hit my face it stuck there…
Between constructions noises, delivery trucks beebing, pets fighting over my lap, and Hubby sending me out to do his bidding. It’s time I get a panic room just to get some peace.
This is Susan. She has a smile that could light up a room, and independently finance the local orthodontist. 12/10
When I was 21, my abusive boyfriend ruined my birthday intentionally. 6 months later I was driven to such a point I tried to end my own life. Today I turned 28 in Paris, he’s behind bars while I’ve used that trauma to make change for others. Cheers to that 🥂
Omg wtf haha ..you're obviously watching too much porn 🤣
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What are you a collector of?🤔
sometimes I just want to delete all social media. I don't think I'd actually do it but is this just a millennial urge? Are we burnt out?
Why the fuck do people on tv use no soap or shampoo in a shower scene?
The thing is that I just bought a new pair of Levi 501s and I can’t even wear ‘em because it’s 106 in the shade outside. How is life fair?
Well now that we have a beautiful home so I guess I’m obligated to buy this
Pam Bondi set to release Santa's naughty list. "It's on my desk," said Bondi, after hinting that Timmy DID break the vase in the living room. "There's video," said Bondi. "It's horrifying!"
If we need to leave Earth and find a planet we can live on. The English will have already colonized it.