The Last Unicorn YouKnow

Anyways, don't idolize celebrities.

The children of the corn aren't corning anymore.

Adam Sandler really just looks like a guy who asks a bunch of friends to come over and shoot a movie while having fun & a subject he loves and just wears what he wants. I love that. Happy Gilmore 2 was fantastic. Im ready to hit the greens now!

This is random, but I dont think ARBY'S should be selling cheese steaks. Is it just me?

Part girl part shattered stained glass window

You can’t fake depth. Either your eyes have stories, or they don’t

How do you say "FUCK OFF" in a SFW way?

this is the fucking longest episode of Black Mirror ever

*yells at the sun*

Low quality tweets, logging on

My town has been overrun by roller skating gangs.

therapy isn’t enough i need a dragon

I keep manifesting my destiny.

Self-abuse? Oh, you mean work

Stop asking her if she’s tired. You know the answer.

i will never elaborate because i have no idea what i just said

i'd share my fries with you

You deserve someone who gets your weird.

Don't give up it gets worse!

People shouldnt have to be reminded to be kind

just saw four butterflies